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Saturday, January 21, 2012

What Mario Has Taught Me


The only way to survive is if you eat mushrooms. Simple as that. Whether they're red, white and green, blue, or red and yellow, they will help you. I'm sure of it. Another important thing to remember is that if you ever have someone try to attack you, jump on their heads and they will die. It works every time. Unless they're really big, then you have to jump on them three times. It'l work. Trust me. Another cool trick I learned is that when you want to open something, hit it with your head. Something good is bound to come from it. And remember, if you die, you still have two more lives.

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